11-18-15
I was redecorating again. Winter came over and discovered my fire-breathing rocking horse. This is not a horse for kids! Handle with care! Plus it bites. Of course, when I said, "Be careful!", he had to sit on it.
He started to tell me about some of his misdeeds in Gor and the voyeur lounge. I love him but he does have a no holds-barred history. He even told me about time he shook down Santa for change when he didn't like his Christmas present.
Uh oh, I think he was bragging a little too much! That is not Kris Kringle coming down the chimney!
Awwww, shit!
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
11-17-15
It was a quiet morning so Winter gave me a massage. He is really good at massages! It was making me, ahem, hot instead of relaxed though. But I kept quiet and just enjoyed it.
Afterwards we went ate breakfast. I'm not a big fan of sunnyside up so I let Winter eat mine. The orange juice was tasty though. He was all excited about a movie and was telling me all about it. I love it when he gets excited. Usually he is a tad taciturn but get him on a movie or music ... whoa, boy, then off he goes running.
It was a quiet morning so Winter gave me a massage. He is really good at massages! It was making me, ahem, hot instead of relaxed though. But I kept quiet and just enjoyed it.
Saturday, February 6, 2016
11-7-15
Ok, ok, ok. I wasn't going to but I tried the spellbook again. It turned me into Barbie! And my poor kitty became a gingerbread cookie cat! Oh well, it's a better look to go touring with Winter than the Queen of the Night especially in the afternoon. We walked across a New York bridge. Winter liked the look and asked me to pose. But then he liked that night creature look too. Makes me a tad curious about what he wouldn't like.
Ok, ok, ok. I wasn't going to but I tried the spellbook again. It turned me into Barbie! And my poor kitty became a gingerbread cookie cat! Oh well, it's a better look to go touring with Winter than the Queen of the Night especially in the afternoon. We walked across a New York bridge. Winter liked the look and asked me to pose. But then he liked that night creature look too. Makes me a tad curious about what he wouldn't like.
11-5-15
Well, you would have thought I learned my lesson but noooo. It's a few days later and I'm eying the spellbook again. You have to admit the wings were pretty cool.
There was a spell on becoming queen of the night. I thought that might be cool -- to be a queen for a night. I discovered big difference between "of the night" and "for the night". The spell totally changed me. Oh, no! I looked like a skeleton or something. What is Winter going to say when he sees me tonight?
I am not a happy camper!
Winter just said, "That's a new look. Cool." And handed me a martini. You got to love a man who loves you no matter what! And knows when you need a drink!
This spell lasted longer than the wings but faded with the sunrise. Thank you, kind fates! I put the spellbook away in the castle attic so I wouldn't be so tempted.
Well, you would have thought I learned my lesson but noooo. It's a few days later and I'm eying the spellbook again. You have to admit the wings were pretty cool.
There was a spell on becoming queen of the night. I thought that might be cool -- to be a queen for a night. I discovered big difference between "of the night" and "for the night". The spell totally changed me. Oh, no! I looked like a skeleton or something. What is Winter going to say when he sees me tonight?
I am not a happy camper!
This spell lasted longer than the wings but faded with the sunrise. Thank you, kind fates! I put the spellbook away in the castle attic so I wouldn't be so tempted.
11-2-15
Well, ever since I found that flying broomstick, I've been trying my hand at magic. I found an old spellbook in a used bookstore. I didn't think it would really work but when I tried the spell on making animals fly, it worked! Totally amazing. Then I tried the Phoenix spell, figuring it would create a phoenix. But must have said something wrong because I ended up with wings!
Problem is some hunters saw me and thought I was an exotic creature so they shot me down into a net and captured me!
Luckily I had my cellphone on me so I called a friend to come get me. Before my rescue car arrived, my spell had faded. Turns out there is a little good in every bad. If the hunters hadn't shot me down into their net, I might have been flying when the spell faded. Of course, I don't want to repeat the experience! My friend sprang me and we drove off to safety with my puppies and unicorn.
Well, ever since I found that flying broomstick, I've been trying my hand at magic. I found an old spellbook in a used bookstore. I didn't think it would really work but when I tried the spell on making animals fly, it worked! Totally amazing. Then I tried the Phoenix spell, figuring it would create a phoenix. But must have said something wrong because I ended up with wings!
Problem is some hunters saw me and thought I was an exotic creature so they shot me down into a net and captured me!
Luckily I had my cellphone on me so I called a friend to come get me. Before my rescue car arrived, my spell had faded. Turns out there is a little good in every bad. If the hunters hadn't shot me down into their net, I might have been flying when the spell faded. Of course, I don't want to repeat the experience! My friend sprang me and we drove off to safety with my puppies and unicorn.
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